Christmas Gift Delivered Early

by Emmett
(Atlanta, GA)

I was recently visiting some friends in Louisville when I had the chance to play Cornhole for the fist time. After realizing the name of the game wasn't a joke, I had a blast playing. My father is an avid tail-gater, and loves both horseshoes and bocce ball. Here was a game right up his alley!

I ordered the game, sending it directly to my parents well before Christmas, thinking it might take awhile to ship. Well, it came three days later. My father called to ask what, dear God, had I sent. The box was almost as tall as him and just as wide. I told him to store it away and wait for December 25th.

So far, no hernia reported. I know he'll love it and thanks for the prompt shipment.